i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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