I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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