So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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