yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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