weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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