please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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