He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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