just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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