She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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