he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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