the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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