We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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