Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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