what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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