Non-Jews are for practice
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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