omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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