turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I understand Curling. That high.
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So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?