I'm sorry my penis didn't work
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I still have a little drunk in my system