I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
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I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.