do you believe in love at first sight?
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?