words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real