fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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