Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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