Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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