Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
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He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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