i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Text me some of your sweat
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