Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
