69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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