i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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