I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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