this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I party with great urgency now.
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