Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
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At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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