Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
