I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
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Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
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My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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