dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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