Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Randomize
