You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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