YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
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I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
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You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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