nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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