turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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