"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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