Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
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I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
These tits shall not be calmed
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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