with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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