Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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