i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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