Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Randomize