ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
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I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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