I don't think brook has ever known best
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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