he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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