Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
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his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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