Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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