this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
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Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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