question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
he laminated a picture of his dick.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
the raccoons are back...
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