I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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