"it" just moved
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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