It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
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So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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