i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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