why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Randomize
