Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
