God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
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Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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