Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.