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• (631): View more from New York

  Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  How did people poop without Blackberrys?

  (416): View more from Ontario

  Motorola Razers?

  (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Stone age, man.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.

  (404): View more from Georgia

  My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.

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  oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it

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• (415): View more from California

  While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS

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