I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him