belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
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Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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